An impatient housewife attempting to run this bitch, peppered with expletives, and not suitable for your damn kids.
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biggerthanthetexansky:

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

Very important not to reblog. 

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please don't take offense but you would look prettier if you smiled more!
Anonymous

sterlingsea:

s… smile?

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